Funny Unix Commands

		% cat "food in cans"
		cat: can't open food in cans
		% nice man woman
		No manual entry for woman.
		% rm God
		rm: God nonexistent
		% ar t God
		ar: God does not exist
		% ar r God
		ar: creating God
		% "How would you rate Bush's incompetence?
		Unmatched ".
		% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
		Missing ].
		% ^How did the sex change operation go?
		^ Modifier failed.
		% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what
		would I have?
		Too many ('s.
		% make love
		Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
		% sleep with me
		bad character
		% got a light?
		 No match.
		% man: why did you get a divorce?
		man:: Too many arguments.
		% !:say, what is saccharine?
		Bad substitute.
		% %blow
		%blow: No such job.
		/* not csh but sh */
		$ PATH=pretending!/usr/ucb/which sense
		o sense in pretending!
		$ drink       bottle: cannot open
		opener: not found
		% make fire
		Make:  Don't know how to make fire.  Stop.
		% why not?
		No match.