Homeland Adopted Land College Years Home of the Free Paradise on Earth
THE TRAIL OF TEARS ENDS IN THE WELL OF JOY  

What's the Cuban National Anthem? (Self Deprecating)

Row, row, row your boat ...

My predicament at a soulfood place in Atlanta

Sir, do you prefer white or dark meat?

At a restaurant : How do you like your meat.

Yes !

How many ice cream scoops do you want?

Twice !

DICCIONARIO CUBANO-ESPAŅOL

 

CAMARON

Aparato enorme que saca fotos

CIRCUITO

Lugar donde trabajan payasuitos y enanuitos

DECIMAL

Pronunciar equivocadamente

BECERRO

Observa una loma o colina

BERMUDAS

Observar a las que no hablan

BERRO

Animal. Ejemblo: Bastor Aleban

BARBARISMO

Coleccion exagerada de muņecas Barbie

POLINESIA

Mujer Policia que no entiende razones

TELON

TV de 50 pulgadas o mas

SUPERVISION

Ojos de Clark Kent

TOTOPO

Mamamifero ciciego dede pepelo nenegro que cocome frifrijoles

TUBERCULO

Expresion de los apaches cuando alguien los veia desnudos

ANOMALO

Hemorroides

ATIBORRARTE

Desaparecerte

CACAREO

Excremento del preso

CACHIVACHE

Hoyo en el pavimento a punto de convertirse en "vache"

CHINCHILLA

Auchenchia de un lugar para chentarche

DIADEMAS

Veintinueve de febrero

DILEMAS

Hablale mas

ENDOSCOPIO

Me preparo para todos los examenes excepto para dos

NITRATO

Apatia por hacer algo

ANTILOPES

ProGutierres

NUEVAMENTE

Cerebro sin usar

TALENTO

No ta rapido

JOVENZUELO

Pavimento recien asfaltado

ESGUINCE

Uno mas gue gatorce

ESMALTE

El planeta que plecede a Jupitel. O no es lunes ni mielcoles.

AYUNA

No hay mas

INESTABLE

Mesa norteamericana de Ines

ONDEANDO

Ondetoy

FOR THE LEXOPHILES

 

A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.

What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

A backward poet writes inverse.

In democracy your vote counts; in feudalism your count votes.

She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

A piano falling down a mineshaft it's A-flat minor.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

A grenade thrown into a french kitchen results in Linoleum Blownapart.

You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.

He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

Every calendar's days are numbered.

A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

A plateau is a high form of flattery.

When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

The actress saw her first strands of gray hair and thought she'd dye.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

Santa's helpers are subordinate Clauses.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.